Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I’ll talk of ponies and rainbows and things
And I’m just who you want me to be
Like most creatures down here on the ground
I’m composed of the elements moving around
But I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I’m actually kind of a b*tch
But that only happens when I get provoked
By some piece of sh*t asshole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal
That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a b*tch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
F*ck that guy he’s just an asshole
I see I’ve surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
And I hate to think I have ruined the day
With the d*ck and the queen of the high horse parade
But I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You’re a toxin wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
‘Cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink
That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a b*tch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
F*ck that guy he’s just an asshole
And I won’t let him in
Under my skin
You’re a sad sack of sh*t
It’s pathetic
Just a festering sore
Who will never be more than that
If I don’t let it
That guy’s an asshole
And that girl’s a b*tch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
F*ck that guy he’s just an asshole
That guy’s an asshole
That girl’s a b*tch
Baby it’s natural
No getting away
So sing it out with me
And then let it go
F*ck that guy he’s just an asshole
